Coalpoclypse 2022
Beginning
Coalpoclypse 2022 or The Gypsy Eviction began a day after The Day of The Gypsy when one of the grief coalers (some zoomer cuphead fan) joined the server and asked Steven, who was playing the 'craft as he does for items and where his base was in an attempt to find somewhere to grief. Instantly realizing that he was one of the griefers because of his twitter username, Steven lead him to a field and told him to start digging to find his secret base. Having tricked the coaler into digging his own grave Steven Jewishly stabbed him in the back. Steven then headed directly to spawn where he was killed by the coaler and his friend in diamond gear. However at that time Prizma had joined so he and Steven regrouped outside Sproketown and prepared a counterattack.
Coal castle raid
With no clear target the coalers decided to do something good for once and started to burn down Coal castle (also known as the eyesore gem)
But then prizma and steven came through the gates with full enchanted diamond armor and crusader shields.
Fearing retribution from the Coal Crusaders, the coalers left the game.
Finale
In order to prevent the coalers from returning prizma began pouring lava on spawn and on coal castle. When the coalers came back the lava killed them. then prizma and steven started spawn killing the coalers over and over again until they got bored and left.
The first ever spawn chud happened in this conflict, to keep the gypos out.
| Coal Crusaders | Retarded gypsies |
|---|---|
| Prizma | IPlayCuphead |
| Steven | SaftaOfficial |
The last gypsy
The last gypsy logged on a few hours after the events. He died to a zombie like a retard and became trapped in the lava trap at spawn
